Why in the world would I ever be lonely! I have all of my beloved humans to accompany me every single day~ It’s impossible for me to feel lonely. Besides, being alone is what it means to love every single one of my precious humans. It is only then that I can claim each one of them as mine to love. Sure, I may have companions at times, but I will still be very much alone. Such is the sacrifice I make for all of humanity.

Well, I can tell you this much: I would be very much against it and would probably get the people in charge involved with some very, very dangerous activities.

As if I would know. Shizu-chan is such an animal, managing to find me even when I most certainly don’t wish to entertain him on his daily ventures of trying to get me killed. If you ask him, he’d probably rattle on about how I make his city stink and so on and so forth.

What a creepy guy, don’t you think?

Now why in the world would I know something like that? It’s not as if I participate in such horrible practices with him and asking him is completely out of the question! Why, he’d just get furious as al-

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Let me get back to you on that.

Simply find another way to Valhalla of course!

How could you ever do that to children! What an inappropriate comment to make about my beloved humans!

But, if you meant “bear” my children…

I would hate to disappoint you anon, but I do not plan to have any kids in the future. I would potentially be biased to love my children more and in doing so, not be able to love all humans equally! How could I risk such an awful timeline?

Why only all the time anon-san!~

 (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡

In all seriousness though, I feel much more like an omniscient observer of all of my beloved humans as they go on with their business with not a care in the world. Perhaps that is what being a god feels like?

This is reminding me of a certain fanfiction that Karisawa-san was telling me about. However, if it so happens that I was turned into a cat (probably from something Shinra did. I wouldn’t be surprised…) and was adopted by Shizu-chan, then I would just scratch him and laugh at his disappointed face when I run away. That brute can’t even take care of himself. I highly doubt he could take care of another animal.

Maybe I would use my form for a bit to get information that I wouldn’t be able to obtain otherwise as a human. Who knows, maybe being a cat wouldn’t be so bad~

I’m sort of wary of answering your question because your icon seems to be staring at me in a very eerily manner.

But yes, you would be surprised at what I could take into my bloodstream and not be affected at all (although side effects do very from poison to poison). Ah, Namie can be such a trifle at times, but she is still in debt to me and so still works for me~!

If I were an enzyme, I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes.